DITZY DISNEY DIVAS DISH UP DISASTER FOR LUNCH

Throwing a stupid, childish temper tantrum that put an innocent person in potential danger, dimwit Disney divas VANESSA HUDGENS and ASHLEY TISDALE of “High School Musical” fame were lunching at an LA Bloomingdale’s Cafe when they suddenly shrieked at the top of their lungs: “SECURITY! SECURITY!”

Shocked diners stared as a burly guard raced up and the hyperventilating hotties – pointing dramatically across the room – screamed: “That man over there!...The one with the white hair!”

Security Guy charged over, about to pounce on an elderly gentleman sitting alone, when Hudgens and Tisdale yelled: “NO! Not him!”

The Ditz Sisters pointed quivering fingers again, and everyone in the joint swiveled that way – but saw no one!

Snapped My Spywitness: “There wasn’t another ‘white-haired man’ in sight!”

The exasperated guard stared questioningly, and the breathless bimbettes babbled: “Uh, he, well, he, uh, must have gone down the escalator!”

A wide-eyed woman seated nearby asked pointedly: “Girls, what did this man do to you?”

Everyone held their breath as Hudgens and Tisdale finally revealed their Phantom Man’s “crime,” whining: “He was a paparazzi! He tried to take a picture of us!”

Disgusted diners turned back to their lunches and the innocent old gent nearly fingered by the hysterical spoiled brats glared daggers at red-faced Security Guy.