DINERS SHOCKED AT COO-COO COURTNEY LOVE'S PARANOID BABBLE
Looking like a fugitive from a mosh pit, train wreck COURTNEY LOVE sat by herself at an LA eatery, muttering as she pored over legal papers spread on her table.
“I can’t believe this,” she suddenly barked. “They’re NOT going to get away with this!” Realizing women at the next table were staring, Courtney jumped up and shouted: “Sorry if I’m interrupting, but do you want to see evidence of a MASSIVE fraud attempt?”
Not waiting for an answer, she quickly joined them, passed out her documents and hissed: “These involve me and the estate of my late husband. Just look at this…my signature was forged! Someone moved money in my daughter’s name to Geneva and Zurich without me even knowing it! They’ve stolen over $28 million from me…people think I’m nuts, but I don’t give a bleep! I’m going to see this through to the end!”
Visibly upset, she calmed down a bit after purging her feelings, thanked the gals for listening and split.