DENISE: MAKING A BAD MOVE

MEMO TO DENISE RICHARDS: If you think “It’s Complicated” now, be warned!

You’ve put your multimillion$$-home in a swanky community up for sale because the fed up homeowners association nixed renewing the permit to film your reality show there, and you’ve made an offer on a mega-buck$$ mansion in a guard-gated enclave just down the road – but you’re jumping from the frying pan into the FIRE!

Insiders say realtors warned you the folks in that community won’t allow cameras either, but you just gave your styled ’do a diva shake and pooh-poohed: “Oh, once they know it’s me, they’ll certainly say yes!”

WAKE UP, BLONDIE! I’ve got Spies who live in that new Snooty Acres you’re heading to, and they say that even for their many major showbiz star residents (we’re talking much bigger names than you, babe!), the rule’s ironclad: NO FILMING!

But good news-bad news: You can stop worrying about it – your low-rated show’s thisclose to cancellation!