DAVID SCHWIMMER: NEIGHBORHOOD CRIME WATCHER

AWWW!

My eyes moistened when I heard “Friends” star David Schwimmer was showing his new neighbors how friendly a star can be! David, who’s purchased a pad in LA’s classy Hancock Park, shocked residents by spending hours knocking on doors and introducing himself — insisting he doesn’t want to be treated like a “star neighbor.” David even asked to be kept up-to-date on all neighborhood activities, like CrimeWatch meetings, etc. (Give me a minute . . . I’m bawling like a baby!)