DANA CARVEY’S MISSING UNDERWEAR

BRIEF STATUS:

Funnyman Dana Carvey was undie-niably upset when he finished a workout at his Hollywood gym — and discovered someone had swiped his underwear! Carvey, working out to prep for his upcoming flick “Master of Disguise,” bellowed — to the amusement of his gym mates — “I’m not even a heartthrob and they want my underwear!”