CUBA FUMBLES OSCAR

FUMBLE-FINGERS!

Cuba Gooding Jr. had pals over for drinks and decided to show off his "Show me the money!" Oscar for "Jerry Maguire." But as he took it out of the wine cabinet where he keeps it -- SMASH! Poor Oscar hit the deck and damaged his head! Cuba called Academy Awards officials for a replacement -- but was told Oscars are NEVER replaced unless stolen! But, they told the relieved star, they'd repair it -- good as new!