CRUISE CATTLE CALL FOR BRIDE BROKE HERE FIRST!

NationalEnquirer.com

 I TOLD YA SO 2!

We work hard to bust the big stories, Gossip Fans, so please note how countless news organizations are telling you today news that I broke way back in July 2005 – how wife-hunting TOM CRUISE coldbloodedly staged “auditions” for a nonexistent movie, then invited nubile young hotties like JENNIFER GARNER, JESSICA ALBA, SCARLETT JOHANSSON and KATIE HOLMES to “read” for him while “he looked them over like breeder livestock (and finally cut cute l’il heifer Katie out of the herd) – bringing new meaning to the old Hollywood term ‘cattle call.’ ”

My bona fide EXCLUSIVE was confirmed in March 2008 by a defecting Scientology official in a British newspaper interview.

(“Us” mag, please take note – do NOT steal this for another of your “exclusives!”)