DR. PHIL NEEDS HIS HEAD EXAMINED!

Hope this item doesn’t piss off blustering bully DR. PHIL, but insiders charge that the arrogant faux doc/diva cruelly forbids pilots on his private plane to use the restroom because he NEVER wants them walking through the cabin and overhearing chit-chat between him and wife ROBIN, or their celebrity pals – so he ruthlessly forces the forlorn flyboys to relieve their bladders into plastic containers!

“It’s an outrage,” snapped My SpyWitness.

“Rather than simply stop talking briefly while the pilots pass through the cabin on their way to restroom breaks, he demands they stay put and either bring their own urine jars, or hold tight until they reach their destination!”

Gee, Phil, if you were a real doctor, you could prescribe hospital-grade plastic urinals – with monograms, maybe?

(Folks, this is no tempest in a pee-pot!)