Hair-trigger phone-flinger RUSSELL CROWE, who’s said he’ll NEVER make Hollywood his home unless Australia and his native New Zealand get wiped out by a tidal wave, was munching a hot dog while strolling LA’s famed outdoor shopping mall The Grove, when a muscular, 30-ish dude spotted him and cracked: “Hey, those dogs’ll kill ya, ya know!”
Crowe shot the guy a steely stare, snarling: “Ever tried minding your own business?” The guy grinned sarcastically as his girlfriend pulled him away, saying, “Stop being so rude!”
Hissed Crowe: “Yeah, listen to the beautiful lady, mate!” But damage to Crowe’s sensitive soul had apparently ruined his appetite – so he viciously flung his half-chomped dog into a trash can!
(BLIMEY, mate … don’t lose yer bloody luncho!)
