Horny “Star Trek” stud CHRIS PINE – looking to boldly go where maybe a guy or two has gone before – was out dining with buds at a Hollywood eatery on his 34th birthday, started ogling two 20-ish hotties at a nearby table, then jumped up and hit on them as they headed for the powder room, crooning: “Hi … my name’s Chris and it’s my birthday! You ladies are sooo beautiful! I was wondering if you’d … like to join me?”
As the girls coyly hemmed and hawed, Chris heavy-breathed an invite to his “special after-party!” Promising to consider his offer, the gals giggled off to the ladies’ … but when they emerged just minutes later, there was Chris – putting a heavy hit on yet another gorgeous Earthgirl!
As the delectable duo strolled by, one spewed: “How f***’ing typical! We PASS on your party, schmuck!!”
