Charlize Theron ain't had no WHAT? In how many YEARS? Are you KIDDING??

Charlize Theron ain't had no WHAT? In how many YEARS? Are you KIDDING??
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She’s stunning, she’s sexy, and ranked as one of the world’s most beautiful women, so brace for this mind-blowing shocker: CHARLIZE THERON hasn’t had sex in two years!

Unbelievable as that sounds, it’s confirmed by an absolutely knowledgeable source very close to the “Young Adult” star – who reveals that the traffic-stopping blonde’s been celibate since ending her nine-year romance with actor STUART TOWNSEND.

Said the source: “Charlize is not a fan of one-night stands, and since her breakup she’s telling friends that ‘I just haven’t found anyone worthy.’”

(But she’s apparently still looking, fellas, so...dream on!)