Charlie Sheen’s Withering Way Turns His Gift All Limp!

Charlie Sheen

WINNING! … or WILTING?

Tough guy Charlie Sheen suddenly bought a pretty $20 orchid plant at a farmers’ market (for some squeeze?… his daughters? … the maid??) then made a totally dumb “guy mistake” by ducking out of LA’s withering 90-ish heat for a 2-hour lunch with a pal at a cool restaurant and … YOU GUESSED IT, FOLKS!

“When Charlie got back to his car, the flowers he’d left inside were totally wilted – DEAD,” said an insider.

So what did ‘Mr. Tiger’s Blood’ do?

“He went whining back to the vendor saying, ‘I just bought this from you and look what happened!’ Shaking her head at his par-broiled bouquet, the woman said, ‘NO! You bought them 2 hours ago, and they were perfect!’

She refused to budge, and Charlie stormed off cursing up a storm!” (LOSING!!)