CHARLIE SHEEN’S BRIDE-TO-BE REFUSES TO LIVE AT “HOOKER MANSION”

When I tell you how Denise Richards EXPLODED at fiance and “Spin City” co-star Charlie Sheen — after he resurrected the ghosts of bimbos past — please join me in asking our reformed bad-boy: “Charlie . . . ARE YOU NUTS?!!” Man, life was so good! Your hubba-hubba bride-to-be had finally blanked out the lurid images of your scandalous days as Hollywood’s Baddest Boy. . . then you suddenly make a truly dumb “guy” mistake — and jog her memory by blurting out, like: “Hey, honey, there’s two of us now — so let’s ditch our cramped BevHills condo and set up housekeeping at the huge Malibu estate I lived in before I met you!” Say WHAT?!! Denise’s jaw dropped and — quicker than you can say, “sixty grand a year on call girls” — she went loony, screaming she’d NEVER move into that HOOKER HAVEN! “. . . That was your bachelor pad! Nothing could make me live there — EVER!”