CHARLIE SHEEN DUMPS PORN TAPES — ON LOVER’S ORDERS!

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Don’t doubt “Spin City” star Charlie Sheen when he swears he’s madly in love FOREVER with gorgeous co-star Denise Richards — I’ve got proof to silence ALL skeptics! In a diabolical test of devotion, hubby-hubba hottie Denise put her housetrained ex-bad-boy’s feet to the fire and sweetly ordered him, “GET RID OF ALL YOUR PORN TAPES!” Even though Charlie’s truly . . . er, heart-whipped, he whimpered a bit when Denise demanded liquidation of a collection most guys would KILL for! Driven by the power of love, Charlie tossed the tapes in the trunk of his car — but simply couldn’t bear to trash them! So (… here’s the part that kills me!) he drove to the studio lot, opened his trunk and told giggling co-workers, “Denise told me to throw these out, but I just can’t put them in the garbage. So please help yourself… and enjoy!