CELEB JAW-DROPPERS

CELEB JAW-DROPPERS
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Ageless glamor icon RAQUEL WELCH proved she’s not just another pretty face when she declared: “I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.” 

Perhaps marriage to MADONNA inspired British director GUY RITCHIE to utter this mind-boggler: “It’s okay to have beliefs – just don’t believe in them!”

France’s former First Lady/supermodel CARLA BRUNI insists she’s just a down-to-earth gal, saying: “Even when I was having my hair and makeup done backstage at a fashion show, I would sneak in a copy of DOSTOEVSKY and read it inside a copy of ‘Elle’ or ‘Vogue’…but it would be pretentious of me to say I was more intelligent than the other supermodels.”

And this idiotic blurt consciously uncoupled from the lips of Goop guru GWYNETH PALTROW: “I am convinced that by eating biological foods it is possible to avoid a tumor.”