Damn lucky for MICHAEL DOUGLAS that wifey CATHERINE ZETA-JONES finally let Bad Dog out of the doghouse and back into her marriage bed, but now the motor-mouth star’s suddenly begging for a “super-romantic” public renewal of their wedding vows! (Which tops even his dumbass “cunnilingus caused my throat cancer” klunker!)
Said a source: “Catherine’s telling him, ‘FAT CHANCE! I don’t want to say I DO again!’
"She feels he never honored the original vows like he should have, and never wants to be embarrassed by him again!
"As for the stress of another wedding?
"Been there, done that!”
