CANNES NUDE BEACH SURPRISE

Christina Ricci and Melissa Joan Hart got a shock in Cannes! Hotel employees directed them to a “private” beach, but they arrived to find an embare-assing scene — OO, LA LA! — a horde of nude middle-aged Frenchmen sunbathing! When the geezers grossly beckoned with friendly waves and shouts of “Belle . . . belle!” the horrified mademoiselles ran away shrieking!