Thundering down the Santa Monica coastline on his flashy motorcycle, Nicolas “Call me Elvis” Cage skidded to a screeching halt when he spotted a vicious fistfight between two homeless gentlemen — who were beating the hell out of each other! Rushing over to break it up, Cage was amazed when the scruffy scrappers snarled stuff like, “Mind yer own business!” . . . “Get outta here!” . . . and he suddenly noticed two young guys videotaping the sordid brawl! Cage finally broke it up — and exploded when he learned the young jerks had used booze to bribe the homeless men into a punchup they could sell to producers of “Bumfights,” that notorious video making million$$ worldwide with scenes of street people beating each other bloody! Cage chased the creeps off by threatening to call the cops, told the homeless guys to wait for him — then motored over to a nearby McDonald’s and bought them . . . happy meals!
BREAK IT UP! NICOLAS CAGE CHASES OFF THE REAL BUMS
