BRANDO ON DiCAPRIO: HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL

After viewing video of Leonardo DiCaprio emoting in his acting class, 300-lb. Marlon Brando snorted: “He looks like a girl!” (YeeeOOW!) And when Leo kindly asked his teacher to dinner, grouchy HogFather admits he replied: “Let me be frank — I don’t do dinner! Maybe you think you’re interesting, but that’s hardly the point!”