BRAD'S FRENCH CONNECTION

Ever wonder what TOM CRUISE would be like if he had BRAD PITT's cool sense of humor? In a laugh-out-loud encounter with Paris paparazzi, Brad — whipping around the confusing ring road girdling the French capital on his Ducati 900 motorcycle — was headed for Le Bourget Airport for a flying lesson, but got hopelessly lost! Never the snob, Brad hailed the pack of paparazzi trailing him and asked them to lead the way. Oui, oui, Monsieur Pitt, chortled the photogs — tres happy to oblige. Snapping pics of their new pal all the way, they led the star to the airport, waited for him to finish his lesson, then escorted him back to the bosom of Angelina and... er, his family, of course! Brad even asked his paparazzi pals to send over a souvenir CD of tout le photos!