BRAD'S BIRTHDAY GAG

To celebrate BRAD PITT's 43rd birthday, Clooney and a few pals wined and dined Hunk Boy at West Hollywood's Il Sole — then George dramatically handed his best buddy a beautifully-wrapped gift, saying: "I hope you like it, pal, I had it specially made just for you." Brad opened the box, looked stunned and said, "What the hell is this?" He held up his gift — and the gang went hysterical! It was a T-shirt with "Dad of the Year" emblazoned across the top — and below it, handmade from rubber and sewn on, were disgustingly realistic renditions of baby poop, baby barf and pee stains. Over the screams and giggles, Birthday Boy told Clooney: "Very thoughtful of you, George."