BOOB TUBE FOR THE LADIES

BOOB TUBE FOR THE LADIES

LADIES, AIM NORTH, NOT SOUTH!

That's the uplifting slogan of a new bra-in-a-box bust-firming beauty product called Boob Tube that celebs - including, say reps for maker Mama Mio, JESSICA ALBA, LINDSAY LOHAN and CHRISTINA AGUILERA - are going nuts over.

In my never-ending quest to keep you abreast of the latest Hollywood crazes, be aware that Boob Tube is a $45 cream that will "keep your skin as strong and elastic as possible and help prevent collagen degradation - the skin's inbuilt support system - so your boobs stay firm and proud for years to come."

For $99, you can really get tough with Bootcamp for Boobs, a skincare and exercise system billed as a boob job in a box that'll perk your profile in 30 days.