‘BEST ACTOR’ REDMAYNE DISCOVERS THEORY OF DON’T P*SS OFF WIFEY!

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Just before the Oscars bash, Best Actor winner EDDIE REDMAYNE’s new bride HANNAH wanted to bash HIM with a damn Oscar (or any heavy object) when … SURPRISE!! … after checking into their posh Hollywood “honeymoon” hotel, a gorgeous gal masseuse suddenly waltzed in to give Hubby a rubby! 

Said My Inn Spy: “Eddie had requested daily massage, but when the hotel sent a female, Wifey bawled, NO WAY IN HELL! Eddie quickly sent the woman away as Hannah barked, ‘What do you think you’re doing? We’re just married, and I will NOT allow another woman to put her hands on you!’ So Eddie ordered male masseurs – but two days later, the hotel blew it … sending a masseuse encore!

Luckily, Hannah was out, but Eddie – worried she’d walk in to find a female rub-a-dub-ing him – sent the pretty package packing pronto, saying, ‘My wife will FREAK if she finds you here!’”

Good move, Eddie – you’re smart as STEPHEN HAWKING!