After enduring the agony of his Jennifer Garner divorce drama, Ben Affleck abruptly snapped and went mega-volcano KA-BLAAAM as he strolled Santa Monica’s Whole Foods parking lot and a suicidal wiseass – who’d suddenly slowed his car to keep pace with our 6’4-inch, 216-pound “Batman” star – snarked from his driver’s-side window: “Hey, Ben … is it too soon yet to hit on Jennifer?”
Gasped My SpyWitness: “Big Ben reacted like a Bengal tiger – in a flash, he bent down and went in the jerk’s face, screaming, ‘DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR BIRTH? … DO YOU?’… BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO RE-ENACT IT … NOW!’
"The idiot’s face twisted in total terror as he suddenly realized Bat-Ben could yank him right through his open window!
"Shrieking like a bitch, he hit the gas and peeled off, terrified! And we sorta doubt he’ll be calling Jen.”
