AUSTIN POWERS HAS A BAD COFFEE DAY

Here’s a scoop that’s GROOVY, BABY!! When a hard-working femme Starbucks staffer sweeping floors accidentally bumped into Mike “My Movie Opened at $73 MILLION” Myers — thereby sloshing his coffee all over him — the usually easy-going “Austin Powers” morphed into Dr. Evil and shouted, “I am SO not in the mood for this!” Mortified, the lass burst into boo-hoo’s — so Myers instantly lightened up and jollied her tears away, cracking in Austin’s accent, “It’s all right, Bay-bee . . . could I get sugar and cream with that?” As customers chortled, Myers turned to the manager — who was looking a tad annoyed at Miss Clumsy — and warned him: “She’d better be here when I come in tomorrow!”