ASKED TO PLAY 'WOMB RAIDER,' ANGELINA EXPLODES!

Those famous pouty lips...those limpid, jump-me eyes...that sexy, Earth Mother glow as she burbles to interviewers about her boisterous brood!

No... NOT ANGELINA JOLIE! I’m talking about world-famous Octo-Mom, who’s a sorta Jolie look-alike (amid rumors of a Hubba Hubba-style nip and tuck) – which is why La Jolie just got the shock of her life: A Hollywood pitch to play Womb Raider on the silver screen!

Insiders say Angelina was gob-smacked when a top film producer, who’s also a good pal, dropped by her London hotel suite and made a big-buck$$ offer to star her as NADYA SULEMAN, the 33-year-old single mom who birthed eight in vitro babies and now has 14 kids!

“It’s a great dramatic role,” gushed Mogul Guy. “And the woman even looks exactly like you!” Angie, so shocked she started stammering, finally gasped: “Are you kidding?”

Selling hard, the producer enthused: “Look, you’re the same age. You look alike. She’s such a complicated character! And think of the HUGE publicity!”

Angelina’s jaw really dropped when baby-daddy BRAD PITT, who’d casually walked in on the meeting, listened a minute and said: “You know, I think it’s a role worth considering. After all, you’re both supermoms!”

Stunned, Angie yelled: “ARE YOU BOTH NUTS?!” When the guys shook their heads solemnly, Hubba Hubba blew a fuse, snapping: “No! No, NO... FINAL ANSWER!”

Producer Pal and Hunky Daddy suddenly blew their cool – exploding in laughter at Angie’s aghast expression as she realized she’d just been totally PUNK’D by their well-staged gag!