ASHTON & NIKON: NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!

NationalEnquirer.com

 Happy to report that ASHTON KUTCHER’s no flash in the pan, after all – shortly after I told you he’d been “dumped” from his years-long gig as spokesperson for Nikon cameras after money haggles during contract renewal negotiations, Nikon assures me that the “Two and a Half Men” star “remains a key part of Nikon’s advertising campaign…and a valuable representative of the brand now and in the future.”

SNAP!

Sorry we clicked the wrong exposure, Nikon – but we do stand by our rock-solid sources, who reported that several male hunks tested by a major modeling agency were told Nikon was “looking to use unknowns in commercials because they’re not expensive.”

(Sorry we got it wrong, guys, but look on the bright side – I’ve now featured Nikon/ Ashton TWICE! So…any chance of a deal on that cool new Nikon Coolpix P7700?)