ANGRY JENNIFER CHEWS BRAD OUT OVER CRAZY KIDNAP HOAX

BAD BRAD!

The fuzz are furious at Brad Pitt for helping stage that bonehead "kidnap" hoax with MTV's "Jackass" jerks, but Hunk-Boy REALLY caught hell from wifey! When Jennifer Aniston heard Brad had allowed "thugs" to violently "snatch" him outside a movie theater in front of a stunned crowd, she screamed, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? Brad squirmed for about 20 minutes as Jennifer ranted! Didn't you even THINK about the potential danger, she stormed? What if some well-meaning passerby jumped in and got hurt? What if cops suddenly appeared with drawn guns and one of the "thugs" made a suspicious move that drew GUNFIRE? Are you STUPID? Someone could have been killed! YOU could have been killed! (Wow! Sound familiar, guys?) Poor Brad -- who's just your normal, fun-lovin' fella -- finally got in his abject apology when Jennifer paused for breath and SWORE he'll check out any future "projects" that are even slightly controversial!