OMFG!
Weeks ago I scooped how BRAD PITT exploded and phoned sexy-ex-y GWYNETH PALTROW after a creepy fan showed him a copy of a banned 1997 “Playgirl” mag depicting them both full-frontal naked and cozied UP (Brad, especially) – plus plain-to-see proof that Ms. Goop had autographed her JANE HANCOCK smack on Brad’s WHATSIT!
… YEOW! … But it all got suddenly MUCH worse when Mrs. Pitt, aka Angelina Jolie, saw my scoop and screamed: “BRAD!!”
Revealed my Jolie source: “Gwyneth may have signed on top of Brad’s penis, but Angie damn near de-balled him for phoning his ex-fiancée! Shrieking at the top of her lungs, she raged at Brad for still having Gwyneth’s number – AND disrespectfully discussing his genitals with her! Angie even accused Brad of getting turned on by the kinky conversation because it was with Gwyneth! Snatching up hubby’s cellphone, she deleted Gwyneth’s contact info – threatening severe consequences if he EVER phones again! After ripping Brad’s new one, Angie refused to talk to him for DAYS!”
