Totally fed up and sickened by BRAD PITT’s constant cheating and brazen lies, ANGELINA JOLIE finally exploded and told her lover: “I’ve begged you to quit your nasty habit, and you promise you will. But then you sneak off, cheat again – and
worse, lie about it! Well, I can’t stand a liar, so here’s the deal – I’m now giving you my permission to cheat!” SAY WAAAAT?!
Okay, folks, let me explain: I don’t know exactly what Hubba Hubba said to her de facto hubby, but a close family source reports they were words to that effect. “Angie raged to Brad that he’s always promising to quit his nasty habit – which is nicotine – then he sneaks off, smokes cigarettes on the sly…and LIES to her about it,” said the source. (Hey, WAIT, people…you didn’t think I meant Brad was cheating with other women, did you?? Oh, come ON! When he’s got “Maleficent” to snuggle with?!)
Explained my source: “Angie’s fed up with all the deceitful behavior. She’s sick and tired of nagging Brad to stop smoking. And every time he promised he had, she’d catch him in the lie – because she could smell smoke on his hair. And his breath always smelled like mouthwash and minted gum, a dead giveaway. Finally, she told him she’d rather have him smoke than lie to her.
"Embarrassed, Brad promised he’ll eventually give it up, but Angie told him she just doesn’t want to hear about it anymore!”