Angelina to Brad, re: brand-new Mom-in-Law: 
‘Oh … My … GOD!’

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Now that BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are finally wed, his doting and super-religious mother, Jane Pitt – aka BusyBody Mom-in-Law, as she’s not-so-affectionately known by Hubba Hubba – insists that the couple and their six carefree kids need some of That Old Time Religion now! Jane – and Brad’s dad, William Pitt – are members of the Assemblies of God, and Jane’s urged Sonny to start marching his brood to church NOW!

Said a family friend: “Jane says she knows it may not be Angie’s cup of tea, but those kids shouldn’t grow up godless and unfamiliar with what organized faith’s all about.”

Angie – who pals call a borderline atheist – turns a stony ear to Jane’s pleas. “Angie says she’s seen too much war and destruction over religion to want to subject her kids to that! She doesn’t listen to Jane – but Jane’s hoping Brad will!”