AMERICAN PIE MEETS THE GRADUATE

Jason Biggs shot to stardom after sex with pastry in “American Pie,” but the dude’s a serious Broadway thespian now — not some teen flick gross-out geek! Asked what it’s like to co-star in “The Graduate” opposite the formidable Kathleen Turner, Jason stated solemnly: “I have touched her boobies!” He quickly added, “Over the shirt!”