ALICIA WAXES ON

Here's a hairy item: Adorably eccentric ALICIA SILVERSTONE had her shapely gams waxed at a Hollywood skin joint — and next day her assistant phoned to ask the name of the shop's wax supplier. "Was there a problem... an allergic reaction?" asked a staffer. "No, but Alicia's a vegan, you know!" Not quite understanding, the staffer supplied the name of the importer — and from there, the assistant traced the wax to the small farm in France that produced it. Alicia, who parlays Frog tres bien, spoke to the farmer herself and asked: Did you kill any bees while harvesting the wax? Non, said the farmer. Pourquoi? (That's "why" en Englais.) Relieved, Alicia explained that as a vegan, she can't allow dead animal or dead insect product to touch her fair white bod. Oo-la-la... adieu, cherie!