Now that “Desperate Housewives” creator MARC CHERRY’s been dragged into court by star NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN – who was fired from the hit TV series after charging he’d smacked her upside the head – the wimpy-looking producer’s finally exposed himself, under oath, as a lying weasel!

Swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth...etc., Cherry admitted to the court: “I tapped her head!”

But back in 2008, when Your Humble Gossip Servant scooped the world’s press and broke this shocking story – headline: “Desperate” boss smack-attacks Nicollette! – Cherry, after initially denying my report as “salacious and untrue” through reps, grudgingly copped that he’d maybe/sorta reached out and “wagged his finger” at the star – but he “furiously” rejected any smacking/attacking.

In other words, Weasel, you swore to me that you never laid a finger on da broad!

But when asked in court “what portion of your body” came into contact with Sheridan’s head, your sworn testimony was: “My fingers!”

So, by your own admission, Holly-gawd Bully, you now admit to the even more heinous crime of LYING TO MIKE WALKER??

In the face of this damning evidence, may I respectfully suggest to the court that Nicollette be allowed to step up and – before the jury of her peers – smack smug Marc Cherry upside the head...Ka-POW! (Now that’s Gossip Justice.)