"Transformers" vixen MEGAN FOX, partying at Vancouver's exclusive "Bar None," raised eyebrows when she suddenly started yelling at a male admirer who'd made a comment she's heard a thousand times: "You look a lot like ANGELINA JOLIE!"

Raged Megan: "Look, are you aware of who 'FHM' magazine voted the Sexiest Woman Alive? ME! Not Angelina Jolie...it was ME! God, Jolie was lucky to make Number Nine!"

As patrons gawked and rolled their eyes, high-flying Fox launched into a wild anti-Jolie rant, shrieking stuff like: "I'm only 21 and she's like...ancient! I'm much hotter than her." (And much dumber, Foxy!)

• SCHIZO WORLD OF ROBIN WILLIAMS
• REAR_ENDED
• MEGAN & SHIA'S KOREA NIGHTMARE
• MICKEY NEEDS HIS MEDS -- NOW!
• BOBBY BROWN: BIG TIPPER
• MILEY STILL A "VIRGIN" FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
• DAVE TPs CONAN
• DELETE AND RUN
• MILEY EYED BY HELICOPTER DAD