LIFE SUCKS FOR R-PATZ

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The world’s hottest vampire just beat out BRAD PITT and JOHNNY DEPP as “Glamour” mag’s “Sexiest Man In The World,” but ROBERT PATTINSON’s devastated because his off-screen neck-nibbling privileges were revoked by on-again-off-again “Twilight” kutie ko-star KRISTEN STEWART, who gently told him: “Fangs…but no fangs!”

Perennially pouty Pattinson got really depressed when he offered to whisk Kristen off on a romantic three-day vacation anywhere in the world before filming starts on the third “Twilight” flick, but she answered emphatically: NO!

Said a friend: “Kristen told Robert she’s incredibly fond of him, but doesn’t want to race into a serious relationship. And she made it clear his constant pursuit is putting too much pressure on her.”

Fearful that simmering Pattinson might blow up their on-camera chemistry, a “Twilight” producer begged him to chill and give Kristen space.

Vampire Boy’s response? He ripped out the guy’s neck! (Oh, I’m kidding.) Stay tuned.