It’s official – KELLY CLARKSON’s stuck being a superstar, because she can’t go back to her day job! Popping a few at Seattle’s Cha Cha Lounge, she told bartenders that before winning “American Idol,” she’d made ends meet working as a barmaid in Texas – so they invited her to pop behind the bar for old times’ sake. Moments later, eyeballs rolled as Klumsy Kelly spilled booze everywhere – and couldn’t even mix simple cocktails like Sex on the Beach. Kelly konfessed: “I can’t remember a thing! Lucky I don’t have to make a living doing this anymore!” Ducking back under the bar, she plopped back onto her barstool and giggled: “I prefer sitting on this side of the bar.” Chorused customers and bartenders: “SO DO WE!”
‘KLUMSY’ KELLY
