EAT YOUR HEART OUT, ANGIE! Jaws dropped amid gasps and giggles in cinemas nationwide as nympho dentist JENNIFER ANISTON pranced in a barely-there white smock in smash hit “Horrible Bosses,” sexually harassing a male assistant and barking: “What do you mean, I’m naked…Can you see my %*$&@?”
Hollywood studio bosses went: “Holy s#/+!…Do it again, Jen!…Star in a nympho dentist sequel/spinoff – and we’ll pay you 30 MILLION BUCK$$!”
Said my studio source: “At first, Jen thought they were joking and said, ‘You’re kidding, right?’
"Their offer’s way north of even ANGELINA JOLIE’s $20 million-plu$ paydays, but execs agree that Jen wowed audiences playing against her usual goody-goody image – wearing that vixen-ish brunette wig – and are dead-certain a sequel starring her as that hot, kinky dentist will score HUGE ticket sales from male and female moviegoers!”
Aniston’s got reservations about getting near-nekkid and cooing dirty talk encore, but the offer’s so incredible she’s told studio bosses: Show me a script!
YEAH, BABY…do it AGAIN!!
