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ROCKIED HORROR JACKSON 5

DADDY DEAREST’S NEWEST HORROR SHOW: Grinning like the dead-eyed zombie MICHAEL JACKSON portrayed in “Thriller,” smirking shyster JOE JACKSON – who shocked America with his child-abusive plan to push grandkids PRINCE MICHAEL, PARIS and BLANKET onstage as the so-called Jackson 3 – touched off a furious family battle with his latest ghoulish scheme: reuniting The Jackson 5 with JERMAINE, JACKIE, MARLON and TITO backing their dead superstar bro’ on unissued vocals discovered in his vault.


Said a horrified source close to the family: “Unlike NATALIE COLE’s ‘Unforgettable’ duet with deceased dad NAT KING COLE, a labor of love, Joe’s spooky scheme is to resurrect meal-ticket Michael and enslave him forever as what he never, ever wanted to be in life – a dumbass oldies act!”

The King of Pop’s money-grubbing brothers are – surprise, surprise! – 100% behind Puppet Master Pop, but enraged sisters JANET and LA TOYA vow they’ll fight the old man’s tacky exploitation of Michael’s memory tooth and nail.



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Published on: 07/28/2009



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