Exiting a Melrose Ave. boutique just before Halloween, “Heroes” star HAYDEN PANETTIERE glowed and grinned like a jack-o’-lantern when girlie fans rushed her and gushed: “Oh, we LOVE you! Omigod, you’re so PRETTY in person!”
But Hayden’s inner Halloween candle guttered when one goblin spluttered: “Oh, Lindsay…will you appear on ‘Ugly Betty’ again?”… SHHRRIIEEEK!...
Horrified at being mistaken for boozy-woozy floozie LINDSAY “I’m No Lezzie” LOHAN, Hayden’s smile twisted in a Wicked Witch snarl as she hissed at the hussies: “Don’t EVER call me that again!…You have NO idea what an insult that is!”
The red-faced girls desperately apologized, but Hayden launched into a weird rant about how they should quit worshipping celebrities!
As she stormed off, one chick nudged another and hissed: “I TOLD you that wasn’t her!"