BRIT HITS THE TOWN

At Hyde, we ran into Queen Trainwreck herself, BRITNEY SPEARS. We couldn't believe she was out the same night she had been in court to fight for custody of her kids! She was a mess — wearing a ratty brown fur coat, no makeup, and showing off all her acne. Her hair looked like it hadn't been combed since the VMAs. Britney also smoked indoors - but people were afraid to tell her it wasn't allowed. Someone get the girl some help!