THE FILM SHOOT DANIEL CRAIG WOULD LIKE TO FORGET!

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Newlywed James Bond star DANIEL CRAIG’s secret shame on new Spielberg movie takes embarrassment to a new level!
 
The hunky Brit thesp put 007 (and new wife Rachel Weisz) behind him to play  swashbuckling pirate terror Red Rackham in "The Adventures of Tin-Tin" directed by Steven Spielberg.
 
Problem is it’s a motion capture film which reduces the actors performance to pixels and Craig was left more than red-faced wearing a super-tight costume.
 
"We shot it in mo-cap,” Craig told Esquire mag.
 
“Which is like: 'F**k me, I'm literally in a leotard with a f**king helmet on, and a camera strapped to it'.
 
 “(With Spielberg directing) every f**ker in the world comes to visit — including Clint f**king Eastwood.
 
“‘I’m gonna meet these people dressed like THIS? Playing a pirate, wearing a leotard and a camera?'"
 
The good news for Craig is when the film is finally released he’ll look like a bizarre approximation of a human being in pirate garb as his performance is spit out via computer generated imagery into a garish world of make-believe derring-do.
 
Nice payday for the honeymoon though, eh Danny?