Dancing with the Stars was another potpourri of poise and circumstance.

Despite reports of offscreen dirty dancing, Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough rhumbaed to a 24/30.

Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska cha-chaed to "a marvelous job" for a 24/30.

Ice maiden Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas were marvy doing the super-fast hand jive - the first prefect score of 30/30. Guess all those double lutzes paid off for Kristi.

Last up were Mario and Karina Smirnoff who rhumba-ed into second place with a 28/30.

Who's next to get the hook? 

Stay tuned - Same Astaire station, Same Astaire Time.
 

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