MICHAEL JACKSON broke the “Bizarre-o-meter” on a recent visit to Britain — and his super bizarre antics included toting around a cardboard cutout of a baby’s head.
The pop wacko flew in to be best man for his spoon-bending pal Uri Geller and wife Hanna when they renewed their marital vows. But Jackson bent people’s minds by:
- Saying he’d broken a foot — then walking around with his crutch under the wrong arm.
- Shocking hotel employees by lying in bed with onetime child star Macaulay Culkin and watching “Toy Story 2” on video — surrounded by stuffed animals.
- Keeping bride Hanna and groom Uri waiting for an hour-and-a-half before he showed for the ceremony.
- Baring his soul and sobbing to Oxford University students, claiming he’d been starved of love when he was little:
“My father never played a game with me, never gave me a piggyback ride, never threw a pillow at me or a water balloon.”
But when the accused child molester lectured students on how to care for kids, it sparked outrage. Students wondered out loud, where were Jackson’s own kids?
Jacko, 42, likes to portray himself as a doting dad — but the singer left his children back home in the care of the round-the-clock nannies he employs, insiders say.
“The one thing that Jackson did not look like,” wrote Daily Mirror columnist Sue Carroll, “was a dad. There was a distinct resemblance to Liz Taylor, perhaps a touch of Pinocchio, his sister Janet even . . . but an old-fashioned father, nope!”
