Hilarious backstage moment at TV’s first annual “Game Show Awards” when a female sound technician, trying to snake a hidden microphone wire up the long skirt of CLORIS LEACHMAN, there for a “Dancing with the Stars” skit, knelt in front of the 83-year-old star just as madcap “DWTS” judge BRUNO TONIOLI walked by.

Never one to resist a gag, Badboy Bruno suddenly shoved Tech Chick’s head into Cloris’ crotch! Mortified, the gal yanked herself back and started babbling apologies to laughing Leachman, who cracked up cast and crew when she bellowed: “Don’t worry, honey… I’m not a lesbian, but at this age, I’ll take anything I can get!”

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