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CHARLIE CAN'T WAIT FOR LITTLE SLUGGERS TO ARRIVE

TAKE ’EM OUT TO THE BALL GAME! Saying CHARLIE SHEEN loves baseball is like saying Dracula enjoys steak rare!

The “Two and a Half Men” star – a rabid, gibbering fanatic who literally worships the stitched spheroid and dreamed of being a major-leaguer – can’t stop crowing because he’s got TWO sperm-spun baby boys arriving just in time for Spring Training, which means: TV’s richest sitcom star can now:

(1) pass on for posterity his legendary $8 million collection of baseball cards, game-worn BABE RUTH uniform, etc., to his new farm team;

(2) equip them with uniforms, gloves, bats and balls before they can even walk; and

(3) rent out LA’s Dodger Stadium for a private game on hallowed turf!

Said a pal: “Charlie’s going to spoil those boys rotten – and he’s literally promising he’ll rent out Dodger Stadium just to enjoy a pick-up game with his little guys before they’re even in their teens!”



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Published on: 11/18/2008

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