WHY JOHNNY DEPP IS ENRAGED

NationalEnquirer.com

JOHNNY DEPP flips out, attacks critics for his self-indulgent floperoo.

One time boxoffice kingpin Johnny has lashed out at media crix, blaming THEM for the failure of his Tonto-centric “The Lone Ranger” mega-budget-disaster which tanked big time.

 “I think the reviews were written seven to eight months before we released the film,” Depp whined in a new interview, Variety reported.

Disney’s attempt at yet another amusement park attraction rather than an actual film could lose as much as $150 million.

Yet according to the dead-Crow on his head wearing thesp they never stood a chance of succeeding because of overly negative press.

“I think the reviews were written when they heard Gore (Verbinski, the Pirates series director) and Jerry (Bruckheimer) and me were going to do ‘The Lone Ranger’,” Depp said.

“They had expectations that it must be a blockbuster. I didn’t have any expectations of that. I never do.”

Pssst, hey Johnny – regular filmgoers say it stunk too.

Next time concentrate on making an actual film with a solid story rather than a paint by numbers roller coaster.

And stay away from Tim Burton too –would ya?  No “Abomniable Dr. Phibes” remake, please. Let Vincent Price stay dead.