WHY GEORGE CLOONEY HATES BRAD PITT’S GUTS!

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Brad Pitt‘s OUT-rageous dig at Gorgeous George!

Mr. Jolie-Pitt was taping an interview via satellite with Ellen DeGeneres when Brad, ever the trickster, told the chat host how to woo his multiple Ocean’s costar.

"We’ve tried everything," Ellen D explained her attempts to "Catch Clooney" which she initiated since relocating her studio near the stars palatial office.

"We’ve sent Victoria’s Secret models over. We’ve sent Miss America over. We’ve sent Kate Hudson over. We’ve sent gifts. We decorated his bungalow for Halloween. I don’t know what more we can do," she kvetched to Brad over the satellite feed.

"Get a bunch of Chippendales. He’s yours," Brad revealed with more than a twinkle in his eye. "Three, four – no less than three!  Make one a blonde!"

"We’re going to do it and we’re going to say it’s from you!" Ellen promised,

George hasn’t responded as of yet but rumors swirl he’s fuming over pal Brad’s sly dig.

Hopefully, the two won’t get all fight club-by over this and kiss and make up under some mistletoe. After all, it is Christmas time and time to "don we now our gay apparel."