WHERE IN THE WORLD IS JACKO'S BELOVED CHIMP BUBBLES?
As the world mourns King Bizarro and the jackals begin fighting for a piece of Neverland's prize plums, what of Jacko's chimp Bubbles who has not be seen in years?! Enquiring minds desperately want to know!
Michael Jackson's chimp, a mainstay at Neverland through the years and Jacko's costar in the infamous "Leave Me Alone" tabloid-centric music video has now been found!
"Bubbles is very fit and healthy and is doing really well," a spokesman divulged.
Bubbles had been sent to the Center in 2005 by Jacko because the chimp had been getting too aggressive and ornery in his later years to be kept at the Neverland compound with the three kids.
Valium simply wasn't an option for the simian celeb.
The spokesperson declined to comment whether they had broken the news of his former master's passing to the once-great ape.