VANILLA ICE SPRUNG FROM COOLER!

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Former 90s white bread rapper Vanilla Ice was busted on charges of domestic abuse – and then sprung!

The Ice Man a.k.a. Robert Van Winkle was collared by police after getting into a free-for-all with wifey Laura.

Evidently he didn’t approve of her choice of bedroom furniture for the littlest ice spawns.  The missus told cops ‘Nilla kicked and hit her – – which he, of course, denied.

After getting his new headshot courtesy of the police, Van Winkle got ripped – uh — released on a lesser charge – battery.